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Posts in the «facetious?» Category

• What was really going thru Tebow's mind all those times he knelt down and covered up his face?

• Just when you think people can't possibly get any damned stupider, you get that "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" feeling yet again...

• Illegal aliens are not only criminals, many are thieving, raping, homicidal drunk drivers...

• Government has so much excess money they dole it out to biotech giant to study how to get smokers to quit?

• The Teapublicants want a fat, arrogant, pompous slob as their candidate???

• The Florida Straw Poll for Dummies...

• A "warning from God" for Texas deniers...

• A do-it-yourself at-home experiment exclusively for TEApublican deniers...

• Casey Anthony's forthcoming book will be titled...

• I have finally figured it out, and we are all doomed...

• Big Pharma invents "Summer Mood Disorder"...you are getting sleeeepy...now buy some of our antidepre$$ants!

• Obama to return Guantanamo military base to Cuba?

• Florida Tea Party Republicans: "NO JOBS FOR YOU! Barking Frogs instead"...

• Breaking news! Caution! Alert! Warning! H1N1 FLU OUTBREAK!!!

• That ole fine print they weave so well, something you probably do not know, and a precaution, and a few warnings...

• Grapevine leaks: Jap quake/tsunami intentionally triggered by explosives set off in fault lines of tectonic plates...

• Florida Teabagger Poopiticians aren't wealthy, white, gun-toting, racists, ARE THEY???

• Has the total "dumbing down" of pharmaceutically lobotomized Americans been accomplished?

• Breaking News: Florida to Secede from United States

• "Hey, what the **** you looking at"?

• And now, "Rat Kills"?

• Haitian cholera could dominate Americas for years and become epidemic in SoFla

• "Wizard of Oz" recast as "Wizard of Oddzballs"

• Certified Flor-inane-ity: firefighter gets $500,000 PER YEAR to NOT go to work

• Think Tanks are a lot like Septic Tanks

• SoFla's Illegal Occupants "Gotta Eat"...