Life's a Coast

Posts in the «rant» Category

• Spring in June-uary on NBC Evening Nooz Bullshitorama...

• Short jabberoos, facts, quotes, and aberrant observations...

• Just when you think people can't possibly get any damned stupider, you get that "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest" feeling yet again...

• Republican gets 'FALSE' rating by Politifact in his attempt to deflect blame for his incompetency onto Democrats...

• The start of the winter jellyfish-all-over-the-beach season...

• The difference between Gadhafi and the plutocratic, fascist, despotic, oligarchic, authoritarian, totalitarian U.S.A.?

• Illegal aliens are not only criminals, many are thieving, raping, homicidal drunk drivers...

• How certifiably stupid is this?

• TEApublican Disclaimer?

• Of Oreo Sellouts Uncle Tom Cain and Uncle Tom West, which will be the first to get whacked?

• A final word on the deadly streets of Florida...

• Perry is the pitiful epitome of Texan TEApidity...

• TEApubs: "Economic inequality is good", and it has always resulted in implosion, anarchy, and downfall...

• This is hilarious. Greece First Domino to Fall in Impending Global Financial Meltdown...

• Followup tips on sissified girly males and mean hairy females...

• Welcome to America, try to remember to "bear right"...

• Big Pharma invents "Summer Mood Disorder"...you are getting sleeeepy...now buy some of our antidepre$$ants!

• Obama to return Guantanamo military base to Cuba?

• Another New South Florida Shark Attack: "Victim Lucky to be Alive"

• Transplants for Teabitch Coulter...and her imbecillian Teaboner ilk...

• "Mad" Owners of Vicious Dogs: Both Angry Mad and Maniacally Mad

• Scotticated yet again: just get rid of the Florida watchdog agency that controls urban growth and sprawl.

• Our irreverent, muckracking, polemicist offensive against the rapacious Florida governor and his mindless teabugger evilocracy...

• The TRUTH about yesterday's "countless millions" fish kill...

• Anti-evolutionism: world created only 4,000 years ago, Florida dinosaur fossils are only 3,000 years old...

• The sad reality of America's open borders...

• If you knew tomorrow was going to be your last day on Earth...

• MINIMALLY, 7 die per day of prescription drug "use" in Florida

• Even More Overwhelming Innuendo that Florida is the Numero Uno Corrupt State, and...

• Why Florida is NOT Safe...

• We Finally are Told the Truth Why So Many Floridjits are Violent

• Global Warming Causes Colder/Wetter Winter Weather

• And now, "Rat Kills"?

• Bird Kills, Fish Kills, Insect Kills, Animal Kills, and coming soon: People Kills...

• Broward 'commissars' freed 19,000 convicts due to money problems, then OK'd exorbitant bonuses/raises for already high-paid police...

• South Florida's destructive sugar cane industry "subsidized" with $1,400,000,000 of our money

• "As Lake Okeechobee [and ALL SoFla fresh water] Dries Up..."

• Vicious Dogs Get Second Chance, Vicious Humans Don't

• USA (Lies) Today: Dem dade birdies wuz SKEERED TUH DEATH...by farworks!

• The voters want to vote ME out? I'll just file a lawsuit to block them!

• USA Today: “Trauma cited in mass bird kill”

• "Making Sewage Fit [for YOU] to [unknowingly] Drink"

• Nobody could make THIS up...

• WHAT Climate Change???

• WHAT "Rising Seas"? It's JUST "storm water"....

• "Protect Our Reefs" by Dumping Poisonous Toxins and Sewage and...

• We were wrong, "Shooting no reason for alarm"...

• The Bloated Richocracy and Ax Cuts for the Filthy Rich, Part Three

• More Mourning Joek Choke: playing the devil's advocate

• "Morning Joe" is the "Mourning JOKE" of Obfuscatory Spin Talk Shows